other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
please lets frick frack
still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth
- Anonymous (via daddylookingforhisbaby)
- John Rogers (via psych-facts)
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
This looks like art
And you bitches wonder why I drink.
I’m drinking art mom shut up
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via citrons-siciliens)